blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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askinnyblackman:

mrjoshmacintosh:

lab-ray:

guccimanesbartchain:

ventusta:

minnie-mouse1997:

ventusta:

tellmewhentocare:

ventusta:

white people

I don’t get it he’s not even a personHe’s a fish

no he’s a white person no other creature in the universe could down that much mayonnaise

Thats not fucking mayonnaise. He’s eating fish fillet on a stick, so I’m assuming is tarter sauce. Nobody eats MAYONNAISE w/ FISH.

NO IT’S FUCKING MAYONNAISE I TOOK THE PICTURE I WATCHED THE FUCKING EPISODE AND IN IT SQUIDWARD SAYS “HERE’S YOUR MAYONNAISE SIR” SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME ALL OF YOU

Naw he actually says “barnacle head” and the guy says “pardon me” then squidward says “you forgot your mayonnaise” then the guy says “thanks”. Step your spongebob game up, lame

i’m fuckign done

ISN’T THE REAL ISSUE HERE THAT THIS (POSSIBLY CAUCASIAN) FISH MAN IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL NOT WHICH WHITE CONDIMENT HE’S INGESTING (WHICH BY THE WAY TARTER SAUCE IS PRIMARILY MAYONNAISE ANYWAY)

did i miss something here

askinnyblackman:

mrjoshmacintosh:

lab-ray:

guccimanesbartchain:

ventusta:

minnie-mouse1997:

ventusta:

tellmewhentocare:

ventusta:

white people

I don’t get it he’s not even a person
He’s a fish

no he’s a white person no other creature in the universe could down that much mayonnaise

Thats not fucking mayonnaise. He’s eating fish fillet on a stick, so I’m assuming is tarter sauce. Nobody eats MAYONNAISE w/ FISH.

NO IT’S FUCKING MAYONNAISE I TOOK THE PICTURE I WATCHED THE FUCKING EPISODE AND IN IT SQUIDWARD SAYS “HERE’S YOUR MAYONNAISE SIR” SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME ALL OF YOU

Naw he actually says “barnacle head” and the guy says “pardon me” then squidward says “you forgot your mayonnaise” then the guy says “thanks”. Step your spongebob game up, lame

i’m fuckign done

ISN’T THE REAL ISSUE HERE THAT THIS (POSSIBLY CAUCASIAN) FISH MAN IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL NOT WHICH WHITE CONDIMENT HE’S INGESTING (WHICH BY THE WAY TARTER SAUCE IS PRIMARILY MAYONNAISE ANYWAY)

did i miss something here

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sagexhaley:

Pop punk bands saying “friends”

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goldenfleeces:

14 was 2000 years ago

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foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

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vriskamindfangserket:

helioscentrifuge:

swolizard:

I decided to make the most triggering post on tumblr

Im not sorry

image

is guy #4’s beard photoshopped or trying to run away from his face???

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shuold i put away my laundry

fartgallery:

like for yes

comment for no

reblog for eat the laundry

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kindaindieandprettyhot:

i really love my residents

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damnthatswhack:

bestrooftalkever:

Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik
#synergy

There’s so many goddam satire sites nowadays I have no idea if anything is real anymore

damnthatswhack:

bestrooftalkever:

Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik

#synergy

There’s so many goddam satire sites nowadays I have no idea if anything is real anymore

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